I had Jesse and Brett with me for a quick trip to the mall yesterday.
While walking by Merle Norman just before heading home, I decided to pop in and get my upper lip waxed.
As this was the boys' first experience with cosmetology, they had a lot of questions for the lady working there (who was very nice and had a good sense of humour, fortunately).
What's that green slimy stuff you're putting on her face?
Is this a spa?
Are you going to put cucumbers on her eyes?
When it was time to pay, Brett piped up again:
It cost $8.40 just for that? That took like 2 seconds! If I worked here, I wouldn't charge that much.
Lady: Is that so? What would you charge?
Brett: (thinks for a second) I would charge $6.99.
Lady: Wow, that's pretty cheap.
Jesse: Well, if I worked here, I would charge $3000.