Nathan loves baths.
This morning he said to me: Mom... Can I have a bath?
Me: You just had a bath last night. Let's go play with your cars.
Nathan: Mom! I need to go in the bath!
Me: It's not bath time. Let's play a game.
Nathan: MOM! I want to take a bath right now!!!
Me: Nathan, you can have a bath later. Do you want to read a book with me?
(He thinks for a second about what would be more convincing.)
Nathan: But Mom... I'm soooo dirty!
(I hide in the kitchen so he can't see me laughing.)
Five minutes later: