What Happens When....

Multiple Choice:

What happens when you leave a three year old and a nine month old alone in a room for 5 minutes while you are fixing lunch, folding laundry, or checking your email?

a. The three year old gives the baby a makeover with a green marker.
b. The three year old stuffs several toys and a soother down the front of the baby's sleeper.
c. The three year old pulls the baby's arm out of his sleeper and slathers it in baby oil.
d. All of the above.

At our house the correct answer would be d. All of the above.

(Note the bulging tummy)

(Notice the shiny arm and more marker on the [white] carpet)

Here's a picture of what was actually in his sleeper:

And, finally, here's what happens when I try to blog on a Saturday morning, instead of late at night when the kids are sleeping: